LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ...

KANSAS!

SEE YOU AT THE PEACH PIT, JAG

So, Media Life magazine's Web site has a "People" section with news about job changes made by people in the industry. But I think their coverage of the media landscape is a bit ... broad. Here is an UNEDITED excerpt:

Donna Martin will be returning to “Beverly Hills, 90210,” at least for an episode. Actress Tori Spelling will make a cameo as Martin in the first episode of CW’s upcoming “90210” spinoff, and word is that actor Ian Ziering would like a spot on the show too. Former star Jennie Garth has already joined the cast.

NEWSPAPERS
Mercury News assistant managing editor for sports on the copy and design desks Kevin Wendt is leaving the paper to become editor of the Huntsville Times in Huntsville, Ala. His last day at the paper will be on June 18.

Man, what I wouldn't give to be one graph away from a news item about Tori Spelling.

COOKIE MONSTER ON COLBERT

"Me been there. Me have crazy time in 70's and 80's. Me like the
Robert Downey Jr. of cooookies."

GO BILLS

You know what has made me really miss Tim Russert? Watching ABC's This
Week with George Stephanopoulos. Zzzzzzz ...

MO-NON MOR-NING

SPOTTED

Woody the janitor.

OVERHEARD

"Ug! I'm never ordering a well drink again!"

(Regardless, 4 double cocktails + 4 shots = $16)

OVERHEARD

"Whatever happened to Toler? I mean, I heard he knocked up his girlfriend, but then what?"

MMMMM... STEAK.

Bowed down at the altar of steak and shrimps cocktail tonight.

SUMMER IN THE CITY

Today would be a great pool day. I'll settle for the Strawberry
Festival instead.