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>> The other day, Stephen Colbert's Better Know A District featured the District of Columbia -- the Fightin' District!
>> Meanwhile YouTube has the Net Neutrality bit from the Daily Show. It, of course, reminds us that the Internet is a series of tubes. (It also reminds us that John Hodgman ... is a P.C.)
>> While you are on YouTube check out the two-minute version of The Big Lebowski.
>> Kitchen Confidential author Anthony Bourdain was trapped in Lebanon last week. Said the celeb chef in e-mails from Beirut: "We — unlike most Lebanese, have been (relatively) safe and secure during this. Trapped, yes — but trapped by a freaking swimming pool."
>> The Icon Factory is redesigning their Web site. They are counting down to the new design with a series of icon-based animations that, without words or sound, tell the story of the redesign. It's amazingly entertaining.
That's it for today, but remember this: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

CANCUN -- So, I'm in Mexico. Never been before. But I'm not gonna lie, it's cool to go to other countries and experience their culture. Had lunch at Margaritaville ... even though the woman we asked suggested that we might prefer a local steakhouse instead. It was called "Outback." Yeah ... Cancun is pretty much for the gringos. I overheard one woman at the pool order a chicken sandwich, hesitantly, then ask "it isn't spicy ... is it?" Damn it, woman, you're ruining it for the rest of us.
We did go into downtown Cancun one night and eat at a local restaurant. That was really good. And we had dinner last night at the Hilton, which has a cool restaurant right on the beach.
And there was plenty of pool and beach time. Although the waters were red-flagged every day this week ... the one time we tried to go in it totally kicked our ass. So what can you do?
I did overhear one fantastic exchange at the pool: