QUOTES 2 MORE USELESS CRAP "Freshies in the pow-pow." - Jaclyn, using the skier slang for fresh runs in powder "Liftie." - Jaclyn (liftie is skiier slang for a lift operator) "Gibbler." - Troy, referring to a snowboarder "Sick powder." - Mohl, trying out some skier slang "I hate the stupid monkey!" - Troy while playing Monkey Balls. Don't ask. "Let's get yogurt!" - Teen Girl Squad "You're living on a cloud now!" - Sprocket "Why should I be nervous? Nothing can go wrong that a divorce court can't fix." - A friend of mine, hours before he was married "I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind." - Ed Roonie, in Ferris Beuller's Day Off "Did they check your doughnuts?" - Jessie, commenting on new security measures at the Merc "This city blows." - Kevin, giving his take on Los Angeles "Class class class-a-roo." - Kenney "I'd like a Mudslide without alcohol." "Well ma'am. That's pretty much chocolate milk." - Exchange at a pool bar "The Stick" - nickname "This place is great, isn't it?" - T-Ball, on the Pointe South Mountain Resort "Dude, where's my shuttle?" - T-Ball, waiting for the hotel shuttle "I know what you're lookin' at." - Hoover Dam security guard "Phoenix baby. Phoenix." - Kenney "Journalism? Well that ain't shit." - Unemployed gentleman in Vegas men's room "Dude, don't put that on the list." - Kenney "Bunny" - Kevin "We are so the Rat Pack" - Kenney "You f..." - Kevin "Mista! Mista!" - from Happy Gilmore "Vegas baby, Vegas." - from Swingers